jueves, 25 de octubre de 2007

English by the man in the street

Tinc un llibre que es titula "El Inglés en la calle". Farden de que t'ensenyen "Real English". Avui l'he posat en pràctica amb els meus companys de pis i encara riuen... La gràcia està en que t'escriuen les frases tal i com les hauries de pronunciar, però la veritat, deixa molt que desitjar. Us deixo uns exemples per riure un rato, sobretot, pronuncieu-ho en veu alta, tal i com està escrit. Surt un accent Spanglish boníssim!!!
(Més avall teniu les frases escrites en Anglès-Anglès)

1. [hau iu duin]?
2. [iu olrait]?
3. [uats apenen]?
4. [eni aidia wen itil stop reinin]?
5. [haf iu goteni smol cheinch]?
6. [uat eriu hafin]?
7. [cis is difain]!
8. [hau orichinal, ui don haf dat in spein]!
9. [iur teikin de pis]
10. [getauta jer]
11. [iur chitin mi]
12. [ai dono uer de fak wi a] - (la meva preferida!)
13. [teik de chubili lain norzbaund / sauzbaund]
14. [stan klier av de dos]
15. [kan iu telmi abaut de soshal program]
16. [aid laik tu dua levaltes] - (La resposta és, no maca, no... no cal, estàs al nivell -10)



1. How're you doing?
2. You alright?
3. What's happening?
4. Any idea when it'll stop raining?
5. Have you got any small change?
6. What are you having?
7. This is divine!
8. How original! We don't have that in Spain.
9. You're taking the piss!
10. Get out of here.
11. You're shittin me!
12. I don't know where the fuck we are!
13. Take the Jubilee line northbound / southbound
14. Stand clear of the doors.
15. Can you tell me about the social programme?
16. I'd like to do a level test.

12 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

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Impagable Laia... està al mateix nivell q el mapa gratuït (sí sí el mític mapa gratuït) q et regalen als hotels d'Amsterdam...

En el cual t'ensenyen a dir coses com: "Tu empasses?" "Xupada o complet...", "Jo només drogues legals" i d'altres cosetes per l'estil...

M'encanten aquests "diccionaris" impagables...

See you... (si iu)

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Si iu

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Laia dijo...

ies, ies, si iu suun!!

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Laia dijo...

Kiwi Melon!!
Gràcies per posar-t'he al dia i comentar-m'he tots els posts!! :)

Anónimo dijo...

Impresionante. Ja saps que el nou Kiwi Melon de la colla és en Roxy?

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